December 2011
I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...
Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT LADY GAGA IN THE CD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
...we'll see about that.
When I start singing a song and people join in. →
totally-relatable:
Did I invite you?
R.I.P to the family of 6 who died because a man...
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There are some really fucked up people in this world
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When your parents wake you up in the morning...
Expectation:
Reality:
How other girls sit in class
daily-tumbles:
How I sit:
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