Lumynescence: Archive

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Your reaction when someone calls your phone. →

wowfunniestposts: When your parents call you: When your crush calls you: When a random number calls you: When your ex calls you: When your work calls you: When no one calls you: this blog is hilarious

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Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

Girl: I kinda' like horses.

Ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE, WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU INTO A HORSE.

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If you follow me you have to talk to me. →

wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic

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When Your Parents Say "If you tell me the truth,... →

wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic

Mar 1st

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HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF... →

thebeatlesrgpj: THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

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saying "no" before someone finishes their...

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Smiling for School Photos

wtfsofunny: EXPECTATION: REALITY: Follow this blog and ready to Laugh Out Loud!!:))

Mar 1st

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Headbanging: It can be done at any time.

the-devils-orchard: thatrudegirltots: At a concert/show: In the car with friends: During a class presentation: While holding a sign outside: While trying to start a fire:

Mar 1st

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When people are arguing and try to pull me into... →

wowfunniestposts: what a funny blog Lol everyday at my lunch table. XD

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I appreciate all of my room mate's farts...

And her discussions about incestuous dreams, when she runs to Granville to buy bread at 3 AM, when she runs around in her underwear and when she actively searches for her vagina. Love you toots! <3

Mar 1st

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

Mar 1st

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